I’m 26 years old today. AM I MATURE YET??????**
My mom gave birth to me when she was 27. That’s one year from now. To put it in perspective, the other night, I ate an entire box of pizza and washed it down with a Stiegl Grapefruit Radler (the perfect grapefruit draught for summer). The only thing I am close to becoming pregnant with is most of a red velvet birthday cake decorated to look like my boyfriend’s face. Yes, I will upload a picture of us eating him. Yes, The Edible Woman is one of my favourite books.
Here are some cool tunes by Canadian bands to celebrate my b-day.
OKAY BYE NOW I HAVE TO GO MAKE MY BOYFRIEND’S HEAD CAKE